Witty dating website headlines

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Headlines I've come across: So a baby seal walks into a club...

' The random ones will always draw more attention than the others...

I thought, let's not try this, but no one was interested."Just courious"- Intreeging."Live like we're dying" - This sounds like the perfect date. :)" - Please don't explain this."Would you like a sweet cuddle bunny?

Let's hook up and pretend we're in the final stages of cancer before we both imitate the throes of death and collapse on the ground in a crumpled heap. ";)" - The perfect way to show that you're clever without being able to think of anything clever to say."Fun, outgoing, brown eyed lady" - If your eye color is so important that it needs to be in your headline, don't wear sunglasses in your profile picture."I won't give up" - Apparently people don't understand how creepy it is to say this before you even meet someone. " - You haven't even met me yet and you're giving yourself a pet name?

His first business included manufacture of plastic toys and other everyday items. Li had always been hard working and he had always remained true to his moral compass.

It was because of his hard work, adaptability and integrity that he has built a business empire which includes construction, banking, plastics, real estate, hotels, airports, cellular phones, cement production, satellite television, retail outlets, domestic transportation, ports, shipping, electric power and steel production.

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